Archive for November, 2009

Husband and Wife

Posted in Laughs for Ladies on November 16th, 2009 by redkathy – 3 Comments

vintage womanJake is lying on the bed, so sick that he’s going to die any minute now.. His wife Susan is sitting next to the bed with tears flowing from her eyes.. holding Jake’s hand.

Jake: “My dear wife, Susan…”

Susan: “Hush now Jake, my dear husband… you must rest…”

Jake: “I have a confession to make…”

Susan: “There’s nothing to confess… Everything’s fine, sleep.” (sob)

Jake: “No, I want to die peacefully… Susan, I had affairs with your sister, with your mother, you best friend…”

Susan: “I know… that’s why i poisoned you…”

Look Mom – Britax Travel System Giveaway!

Posted in Free Offers on November 13th, 2009 by redkathy – 1 Comment

Britax Travel SystemHow awesome would it be to win this 500.00 stroller/car seat combo! They sure didn’t have stuff like this when my children were babies.

No purchase necessary. Offer open to US residents only.  Sweepstakes ends November 30th. Drawing held on December 1st.

The description from Happy Mothers, the hosts of this giveaway, reads, “Combining the ultimate in convenience, comfort and style, the Britax Chaperone Stroller is the perfect match to the safest infant carrier to date. With a simple new one-hand fold mechanism, the stroller is always in position for the next logical step. Smart features include a large under seat storage basket, functional child and parent trays, and a single brake pedal that engages and disengages both rear wheels. All-wheel suspension, an adjustable backrest and calf rest and a large canopy provide the perfect environment for your child’s first 5 years. The Chaperone stroller is appropriate from 6 months (or from birth when used with an infant carrier) up to 55 pounds. “

Try to explain women

Posted in Laughs for Ladies on November 12th, 2009 by redkathy – 1 Comment


blonde girlA man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions.

“Sure,” GOD says, “Go right ahead”.

“OK,” the man says. “Why did you make women so pretty?”

GOD says, “So you would like them.”

“OK,” the guy says. “But how come you made them so beautiful?”

“So you would LOVE them”, GOD replies.

The man ponders a moment and then asks, “But why did you make them such airheads?”

GOD says, “So they would love you!”

Light Up Your Home for the Holidays

Posted in Family, Health, Life on November 11th, 2009 by redkathy – Comments Off

Tips for Decorating With Candles

Holiday Decorating

Nothing captures the warmth of the holidays quite like the gentle glow of candlelight. This season, set the mood with delicious holiday scents and decorations by making fragrance your centerpiece.

Mom and lifestyle expert Amy Clark says, “I love adding candles to my mantle or dining room table to create a cozy atmosphere.” She suggests using the new Glade® Candles Holiday Collection in Apple Cinnamon or limited-edition Bayberry Spice scents. “These seasonal fragrances will transform your home into a haven for you and your guests,” says Clark. “They are an elegant and affordable way to add that extra little touch to your holiday décor.”

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Family Fun with Gingerbread

Posted in All Recipes, Family, Health, Life on November 11th, 2009 by redkathy – 1 Comment

Three playful takes on a holiday favorite

Gingerbread Cookie Dough
White Chocolate Kissed Gingerbread Cookies
Gingerbread Whoopie Pies with Lemon Crème

Gingerbread cookie

Sweet and slightly spicy, the taste of ginger has a way of stirring up fond memories of the holiday season. Imagine the warm aroma of gingerbread, slip back into childhood and remember fun-filled family gatherings in the kitchen. Embrace this classic flavor by baking up a trio of treats this year. With one basic gingerbread dough recipe, three festive cookie variations are just a mixing bowl away. Whether the classic gingerbread man or a fun new interpretation inspired by the introduction of a chocolate “drop,” these flavor-packed treats merit a place in tomorrow’s memories of this holiday season.

Gingerbread inspires whimsical creations for the entire family, and it’s easy to make this favorite sweet the centerpiece of any holiday gathering. The McCormick Kitchens suggest enlisting helpers of all ages to help mix and measure recipe ingredients and lend a hand with the decorating, for a fun holiday activity.

To get started, use the basic dough recipe to roll out a batch of Gingerbread Men. After baking, let the kids help pipe on simple vanilla frosting and decorate with traditional cinnamon candies or raisins. Then, using the same dough recipe, bake up White Chocolate Kissed Gingerbread Cookies, featuring a white chocolate striped “drop” in the center of the ginger cookie. Gingerbread Whoopie Pies with Lemon Crème round out the trio, with marshmallow and lemon cream sandwiched between two ginger cookies.


For more holiday recipe ideas, visit www.McCormick.com.

Gingerbread Cookie Dough

gingerbread men

Ingredients

  • 3 cups flour
  • 2 teaspoons McCormick® Ground Ginger
  • 1 teaspoon McCormick Ground Cinnamon
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1/4 teaspoon McCormick Ground Nutmeg
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
  • 3/4 cup (1 1/2 sticks) butter, softened
  • 3/4 cup firmly packed brown sugar
  • 1/2 cup molasses
  • 1 egg

Preparation

  1. Mix flour, ginger, cinnamon, baking soda, nutmeg and salt in large bowl.
  2. Beat butter and brown sugar in large bowl with electric mixer on medium speed until light and fluffy. Add molasses and egg; beat well. Gradually beat in flour mixture on low speed until well mixed. Press dough into a thick flat disk. Wrap in plastic wrap.
  3. Refrigerate 4 hours or overnight.
  4. Gingerbread Men Prepare 1 recipe Gingerbread Cookie Dough as directed.
  5. Roll dough to 1/4-inch thickness on lightly floured work surface. Cut into gingerbread men shapes with 5-inch cookie cutter. Place 1 inch apart on ungreased baking sheets.
  6. Bake in preheated 350°F oven 8 to 10 minutes or until edges of cookies are set and just begin to brown. Cool on baking sheets 1 to 2 minutes. Remove to wire racks; cool completely. Decorate cooled cookies with Colorful Royal Icing or as desired.

Serves
Makes 2 dozen

Notes, Tips & Suggestions
Recipe and decorating ideas can be found at www.McCormick.com.

Preparation Time:
20 minutes

Refrigeration Time:
4 hours

White Chocolate Kissed Gingerbread Cookies

gingerbread cookie

Ingredients

  • 1 recipe Gingerbread Cookie Dough
  • 60 white and milk chocolate swirled kiss-shaped candies

Preparation

  1. Prepare 1 recipe Gingerbread Cookie Dough as directed.
  2. Shape dough into 1-inch balls. Roll in granulated sugar. Place 2 inches apart on ungreased baking sheets.
  3. Bake in preheated 350°F oven 8 to 10 minutes or until edges of cookies just begin to brown. Immediately press a chocolate candy into
  4. center of each cookie. Remove to wire racks; cool completely. Store cookies in airtight container up to 3 days.

Serves
Makes 5 dozen

Gingerbread Whoopie Pies with Lemon Crème

gingerbread pies

Ingredients

  • 1 recipe Gingerbread Cookie Dough
  • 1 jar (7 ounces) marshmallow cream
  • 1/4 cup (1/2 stick) butter, softened
  • 4 ounces (1/2 package) cream cheese, softened
  • 1 teaspoon McCormick Pure Lemon Extract
  • 1 cup crushed peppermint candies

Preparation

  1. Prepare 1 recipe Gingerbread Cookie Dough as directed.
  2. Shape dough into 1-inch balls. Roll in granulated sugar. Place 2 inches apart on ungreased baking sheets.
  3. Bake in preheated 350°F oven 8 to 10 minutes or until edges of cookies just begin to brown. Remove to wire racks; cool completely.
  4. Mix marshmallow cream, butter, cream cheese and extract in medium bowl until well blended. To assemble whoopie pies, place about 1 tablespoon filling on the flat side of 1 cookie. Top with a second cookie, pressing gently to spread the filling. Roll sides of whoopie pies in crushed candy. Repeat with remaining cookies. Refrigerate whoopie pies between layers of wax paper in airtight container up to 5 days.

Notes, Tips & Suggestions
Flavor Variations: Whoopie pies can also be rolled in chopped pistachio nuts, toasted sliced almonds or mini chocolate chips.

You can also use the Gingerbread Cookie Dough to prepare Caramel Pecan Gingerbread Thumbprints and Almond Gingerbread Cookies. Visit www.McCormick.com for the recipes.

SOURCE:
McCormick & Company