Laughs for Ladies

What do you call a woman who has PMS and owns a GPS ? One biatch who will find you! As a single woman, I often think about my future husband and how lax he’s been about getting in touch with me. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about...
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“Did you know you could be carrying up to 10 extra pounds of unreleased crap in your bowels? It is true, the average American is caring several pounds of unreleased waste in there bowels.” ColonBlow.com To support this fact, ColonBlow.com offers poop pictures and producer testimonies posted for your viewing pleasure. And get this;...
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I thought about the 30 year business I ran with 1800 employees, all without a Blackberry that played music, took videos, pictures, and communicated with Facebook and Twitter. I signed up under duress for Twitter and Facebook, so my seven kids, their spouses, 13 grand kids and 2 great grand kids could communicate with...
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I was checking out some vitamin web sites. You know, looking for the best deal, the best vitamins, something believable. If you read anything I have ever posted about searching on Google, then you probably think this is gonna be another rant, no so this time. This one made me laugh, the results were...
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The woman was so cheap . . .  When someone rang her doorbell, her kids had to yell, ding dong! Never knock on Death’s door; ring the doorbell and run… he hates that  And the #1 Funny Friday doorbell joke…. A woman had been married so many times she was totally fed up. You...
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A woman goes to a doctor to discuss her husband’s infertility problem. The doctor says, “Just give your husband these Viagra pills in his next meal, and stand back.” The woman goes home and hands the pills to her cook who was preparing dinner for a dinner party later that night. The woman says...
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Audrey Meadows & Jackie Gleason – The Honeymooners Alice: Boy, you men kill me; you’re all alike. You want us women to bow and scrape at your feet. You men just think that you own this world. Ralph: Yeah, but you women get revenge. You marry us! eBaum’s World A man had a hemorrhoid...
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BUTT (but) n Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes “look bigger.” Male: What you slap when someone’s scored a touchdown, home run, or goal. Also good for mooning.
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