SHOPPING MATH ~ Black Friday Fun
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need.
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Thought I would share the deals I have access to for black Friday shopping. Browse in advance, compare prices, and be prepared for the busiest shopping day of the year. I do receive credit for sales generated from my links. If there is a deal that you intend on taking advantage of listed here, please do come back on Black Friday or Cyber Monday and use my links!
Black Friday Deals – Children and Family
Black Friday Deals – Sports Attire and Sporting Goods
Additionally, I have posted more Sports related DEALS at the Outdoor Woman website. Compare prices and view the deals in advance! Sales begin on Black Friday and most continue through Cyber Monday. Products on sale include ski equipment, cycling gear, bikes, skating gear, helmets and all types of sports attire.
I hope you find these useful and competitively priced.
Thanks for your support!
Jake is lying on the bed, so sick that he’s going to die any minute now.. His wife Susan is sitting next to the bed with tears flowing from her eyes.. holding Jake’s hand.
Jake: “My dear wife, Susan…”
Susan: “Hush now Jake, my dear husband… you must rest…”
Jake: “I have a confession to make…”
Susan: “There’s nothing to confess… Everything’s fine, sleep.” (sob)
Jake: “No, I want to die peacefully… Susan, I had affairs with your sister, with your mother, you best friend…”
Susan: “I know… that’s why i poisoned you…”
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions.
“Sure,” GOD says, “Go right ahead”.
“OK,” the man says. “Why did you make women so pretty?”
GOD says, “So you would like them.”
“OK,” the guy says. “But how come you made them so beautiful?”
“So you would LOVE them”, GOD replies.
The man ponders a moment and then asks, “But why did you make them such airheads?”
GOD says, “So they would love you!”
The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys’ side of the story ( I must admit, it’s pretty good)
We always hear ‘the rules’ From the female side Now here are the rules from the male side
These are our rules! Please note… they are all numbered ‘1′ ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one! Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say i t!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
From: Headquarters Miami Home for the Aged To: As to whom this May Apply
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of ‘cocktails’, ‘highballs’ and just a good old-fashioned ’stiff drink’.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Order and thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on
Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky b00bs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $7000 per month.
My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he’s 97 years old
and we don’t know where he is.
I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.
Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?
Woman’sAnswer:
One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don’t even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn’t be able to find the #&%!* lightbulbs despite the fact that they’ve been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them …
No nursing home for us. We are checking into the Holiday Inn!
With the average cost for a nursing home care costing $188.00 per day, there is a better way when we get old and feeble.
We have already checked on reservations at the Holiday Inn. For a combined long term stay discount and senior discount, it’s $49.23 per night.
That leaves $138.77 a day for: Breakfast, lunch and dinner in any restaurant we want, or room service, laundry, gratuities and special TV movies. Plus, they provide a swimming pool, a workout room, a lounge and washer-dryer, etc. Most have free toothpaste and razors, and all have free shampoo and soap.
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