‘Whatever you give a woman, she’s going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.’

So – if you give her crap, you will receive more sh*t than any one human being can handle.

The CIA had an opening for an assassin…

After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there
were 3 finalists; two American Men and a Cuban Woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the American men to a large metal
door and handed him a gun.
‘We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the
circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a
chair… kill her!!

The Heart of a Woman: Small Changes For A Healthy Heart

When you’re taking care of a family, it can be easy to forget to take care of yourself. But if you don’t, you’re putting yourself at risk for heart disease.
Taking care of yourself doesn’t have to involve a complete lifestyle makeover. It starts with small choices you make every day, like what you eat. Nutrition is important, especially because heart disease is women’s number one killer. It’s worth making some little changes that can have a big impact.

Make Good Food Choices…

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter; 10 men and 1 woman.

The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, otherwise they were all going to fall.

They weren’t able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech.

She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope because as a woman she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.

As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping.