The CIA had an opening for an assassin…

After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there
were 3 finalists; two American Men and a Cuban Woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the American men to a large metal
door and handed him a gun.
‘We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the
circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a
chair… kill her!!

The second American man was given the same instructions.

He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5
minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes.
‘I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.’

The agent said, ‘You don’ have what it takes. Take your wife home.’

Then it was the Cuban woman’s turn…

She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the
gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They
heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes,
all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the Cuban woman, wiping
the sweat from her brow.

The agent looked at her, brow raised in a silent question.

‘This gun is loaded with blanks,’ she said. ‘I had to beat him to death
with the chair.’

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MORAL:
Cuban Women are crazy.
Don’t mess with them.

The man said, ‘You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.’

The agent said, ‘Then you’re not the right man for this job. Take your
wife and go home.’