Archive for October, 2008

Spring Brunch in a Snap

Spring is the perfect time for a lively brunch with friends and family. Light dishes packed with bright flavors can be paired with refreshing cocktails to make a delicious menu. With a few key ingredients, putting together a brunch can be easy.
Start off with marinated olives – savory little bites of wow that few guests will be able to resist. Lindsay Olives offers a broad variety of olives, so you can experiment with different flavors.
As a main dish, serve up an elegant frittata. A frittata is a firm Italian omelet that can be served warm or at room temperature. Mixing herbs into the eggs makes every bite taste like spring. If finding and storing fresh herbs is a challenge, try Gourmet Garden squeezable herbs and spices, which are ready to use for up to three months and can be found in the fresh produce section of most grocery stores.
Simple drinks that complement the food flavors are a must. Ready-to-serve margaritas like Jose Cuervo Golden Margarita are a convenient way to entertain with style. They can also serve as a great base for creating delicious new cocktails simply by adding fresh ingredients.
These easy recipes can be made ahead of time, so all you have to do on brunch day is sit back with friends and enjoy.

October 29, 2008 Posted Under: All Recipes   Read More

What is butt dust???

Kids say the funniestWhat, you ask, is ‘Butt dust?’ Read on and you’ll discover the joy in it!
These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.
After a while he asked: ‘Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one
for cold milk?’

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so
old she didn’t remember any more. Melanie said, ‘If you don’t remember you
must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.’

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. ‘I love you so much
that when you die I’m going to bury you outside my bedroom window.’

BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain
to t ake the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained
it was a child-proof cap and she’d have to open it for her.
Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: ‘How does it know it’s me?’

October 24, 2008 Posted Under: Laughs for Ladies   Read More

Ten Minutes to Feeling Good Every Day

women - exerciseStart the Day off Right – Ten Minutes to Feeling Good Every Day
As the days begin to grow shorter and shorter, it’s likely you’re finding your to-do list has reached a length of world-record length proportions. With so much on your plate, it is easy to forget to take care of yourself. Leslie Bonci, MPH, RD of the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center, recommends you take at least 10 minutes each morning and dedicate them to doing something good for yourself. She’s developed several simple and easy tips that can boost your mood and productivity before even stepping out the door.

“Ten minutes may not seem like it will make a difference, but it’s plenty of time to get your day started off right,” says Bonci. “It’s important to remember that living a healthy lifestyle is a life-long commitment – that doesn’t necessarily need to take a lot of your valuable time.”

Confidence is Key: Say to yourself out loud “I can and I will take care of myself today.”

October 16, 2008 Posted Under: Health & Wellness   Read More

Pet Adoption: A Lifetime Commitment

boyanddogsHow much will owning a pet cost? How much time do I really need to devote to a pet? These are questions potential pet owners should ask prior to adopting. However, not everyone takes the time to assess the responsibilities and requirements associated with pet ownership, increasing the likelihood a pet will be surrendered to an animal welfare organization. Sometimes a pet is given up for hardship reasons such as displacement after a natural disaster or home foreclosure. But one of the biggest and more controllable factors affecting pet relinquishment is a lack of knowledge on the owner’s part.

The good news is pet relinquishment is often preventable through education. Potential pet adopters who truly evaluate their situations and get answers to important questions before bringing pets into their homes can increase their chances of a permanent pet adoption.
Adopt-A-Pet.com is North America’s largest non-profit pet adoption Web site, with more than 5,766 public and private animal welfare organizations posting information on adoptable pets. Their vast resource of shelter and rescue organizations provides thousands of pets with loving homes each year. These organizations serve as local experts to anyone in search of the perfect furry friend. Recently, Purina Pets for Pet People surveyed more than 180 Adopt-A-Pet animal welfare organizations nationwide to develop a “Permanent Pet Adoption” checklist of the Top 10 most important things pet adopters should consider to ensure they have a successful adoption experience. 

October 16, 2008 Posted Under: Family, Friends, Life   Read More

Winning Recipes for Healthy Living

Beef helps fuel an active lifestyle by providing a powerhouse of protein. This is good news considering research by Donald Layman, Ph.D., professor of nutrition at the University of Illinois, that suggests many Americans may need more protein in their diets. Americans can feel good about loving beef because the protein in beef is a powerful nutrient that strengthens and sustains their bodies. Protein is essential to building muscle and helping enhance strength.
These recipes are all winners, literally – not only do they provide powerful protein, they were also chosen top finalists in the 2007 National Beef Cook-Off(r).

Lean Beef
-There are 29 cuts of beef that meet government guidelines for lean, including favorites such as sirloin, T-bone and flank steaks. It’s easy to “go lean with protein” and follow the U.S. Dietary Guidelines.
-Lean beef is a naturally rich source of nine essential nutrients, including high quality protein, iron, zinc and B vitamins, that people need for a healthy, active lifestyle. In fact, a 3-ounce serving of lean beef supplies more than one-half the amount of protein most people need each day.

Healthy Living
“I’ve always loved the taste of beef and that it provides protein,” says Christine Riccitelli from Incline Village, Nev., the 2007 National Beef Cook-Off grand prize winner.
Exercise is important to Christine. She enjoys daily hiking as well as swimming, pilates and lifting weights. Describing her recipe, she says: “I like to pair beef with colorful vegetables or fruits or wholesome grains. Plus, I can take a nice long hike while it cooks in the oven.” Her recipe, Nuevo Chipotle Beef in Butternut Squash Boats, is loaded with flavor, looks great and fits a healthy lifestyle.

Nuevo Chipotle Beef in Butternut Squash BoatsNuevo Chipotle Beef in Butternut Squash Boats
Total preparation and cooking time: 2 to 2-3/4 hours
1-1/2     pounds beef for stew
1/3    cup water
1/4    cup tomato paste
2    tablespoons brown sugar
2    tablespoons balsamic vinegar
2    teaspoons ground chipotle chile pepper
1    teaspoon ground cumin
1/2    teaspoon salt
1/2    teaspoon ground black pepper
1    medium butternut squash (about 3 pounds)
1-1/2    cups water
1    medium tomato, chopped
1    small ripe avocado, cut into cubes (optional)
1/4    cup chopped fresh cilantro
1.    Preheat oven to 325°F. Place beef, water, tomato paste, sugar, vinegar, chipotle pepper, cumin, salt and black pepper in stockpot. Cover and bake in 325°F oven 1-3/4 to 2-1/4 hours or until beef is fork-tender.
2.    Meanwhile cut squash lengthwise into quarters; remove seeds. Place squash cut side down in 13 x 9-inch glass baking dish, overlapping if necessary. Add water. Bake in 325°F oven 1 to 1-1/4 hours or until fork-tender.
3.    Place each baked squash quarter onto serving plate. Fill with equal amounts of beef mixture. Top with tomato and avocado, if desired. Sprinkle with cilantro.
Makes 4 servings.
Cook’s Tips: One tablespoon minced, seeded chipotle pepper in adobo sauce may be substituted for ground chipotle chile pepper.
Chipotle Beef mixture may also be cooked on the stovetop. Bring beef mixture to a boil. Reduce heat; simmer, covered, 1-3/4 to 2-1/4 hours or until beef is fork-tender.
Nutrition information per serving: 355 calories; 9 g fat (3 g saturated fat; 3 g monounsaturated fat); 73 mg cholesterol; 528 mg sodium; 44 g carbohydrate; 9.7 g fiber; 29 g protein; 7.0 mg niacin; 0.7 mg vitamin B6; 2.2 mcg vitamin B12; 5.3 mg iron; 20.5 mcg selenium; 6.3 mg zinc.

Crispy Beef Lettuce Wraps with Wowee SauceCrispy Beef Lettuce Wraps With Wowee Sauce
Total preparation and cooking time: 25 to 30 minutes
1    pound ground beef
1/3    cup sliced green onions
2    tablespoons reduced sodium or regular soy sauce
Pepper
8    large lettuce leaves (such as Bibb, leaf or iceberg)
3/4    cup sliced water chestnuts
3/4    cup shredded carrots
Wowee Sauce:
1    can (8 ounces) crushed pineapple in juice, drained
1/3    cup orange marmalade
2    tablespoons reduced sodium or regular soy sauce
1.    Combine Wowee Sauce ingredients in small bowl. Set aside.
2.    Brown ground beef in large nonstick skillet over medium heat 8 to 10 minutes or until beef is not pink, breaking up into small crumbles. Pour off drippings, if necessary. Add green onions and soy sauce; season with pepper, as desired. Cook and stir for 1 minute.
3.    Evenly spoon beef mixture onto each lettuce leaf. Top with equal amounts of water chestnuts and carrots. Spoon some Wowee Sauce over top. Wrap lettuce around filling. Serve with remaining Wowee Sauce.
Makes 4 servings.
Cook’s Tip: Three-fourths cup crushed baked tortilla chips may be substituted for sliced water chestnuts.
Nutrition information per serving, using 95% lean ground beef: 389 calories; 10 g fat (4 g saturated fat; 4 g monounsaturated fat); 114 mg cholesterol; 750 mg sodium; 35 g carbohydrate; 3.8 g fiber; 40 g protein; 9.8 mg niacin; 0.7 mg vitamin B6; 3.4 mcg vitamin B12; 5.0 mg iron; 27.6 mcg selenium; 9.2 mg zinc.

Ginger-Maple Steak With Napa Cabbage & Grilled Onions
Total preparation and cooking time: 40 to 45 minutes
Marinating time: 15 minutes to 2 hours
2    boneless beef top loin (strip) steaks, cut 1 inch thick (about 10 ounces each)
1/4    teaspoon pepper
1    large red onion, cut into 1/2-inch-thick slices
4    cups thinly sliced Napa cabbage
Ginger-Maple Marinade & Dressing:
1/2    cup reduced sodium soy sauce
1/3    cup pure maple syrup
1/4    cup lemon juice
2    tablespoons minced fresh ginger
1    tablespoon sesame oil
1-1/2    teaspoons minced fresh garlic
1-1/2    teaspoons chile-garlic paste
1.    Whisk Ginger-Maple Marinade & Dressing ingredients in medium bowl. Place beef steaks and 1/2 cup marinade in food-safe plastic bag; turn steaks to coat. Close bag securely and marinate in refrigerator 15 minutes to 2 hours. Cover and refrigerate remaining marinade for dressing.
2.    Remove steaks from marinade; discard marinade. Sprinkle steaks with pepper. Place steaks in center of grid over medium, ash-covered coals; arrange onion around steaks. Grill steaks, uncovered, 15 to 18 minutes for medium rare to medium doneness, turning occasionally. Grill onions 15 to 20 minutes or until tender, turning occasionally.
3.    Carve steaks into slices. Cut onion slices into quarters. Toss cabbage, onion and 2 tablespoons reserved dressing in large bowl. Arrange beef on cabbage mixture. Drizzle with some of remaining dressing. Pass remaining dressing.
Makes 8 servings.
Nutrition information per serving: 166 calories; 5 g fat (2 g saturated fat; 2 g monounsaturated fat); 35 mg cholesterol; 501 mg sodium; 11 g carbohydrate; 0.8 g fiber; 17 g protein; 4.5 mg niacin; 0.4 mg vitamin B6; 0.9 mcg vitamin B12; 1.2 mg iron; 18.2 mcg selenium; 3.3 mg zinc.


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October 10, 2008 Posted Under: All Recipes   Read More

Comments from 1955

images/stories/olwomancig+cofee.gifComments from 1955 ~ tell your kids… That’s just 53 years ago.

I’ll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it’s going to be impossible to buy a week’s groceries for $20.00.’

‘Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won’t be long before $2,000.00 will only buy a used one.’

‘If cigarettes keep going up in price, I’m going to quit. A quarter a pack is ridiculous.

‘Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a dime just to mail a letter?

October 2, 2008 Posted Under: Family, Friends, Life   Read More

Mathematics

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling,
telling me, ‘You’re next.’ They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

October 2, 2008 Posted Under: Laughs for Ladies   Read More