Womanly One Liners

What do you call a woman who has PMS and owns a GPS ?
One biatch who will find you!

As a single woman, I often think about my future husband and how lax he’s been about getting in touch with me.

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.

How to impress woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her
How to impress a man: Show up naked with beer. *that was a two liner 😉

And my favorite Funny Friday for Women…

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

Have a great weekend!


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