Husband and Wife

November 16, 2009
By redkathy

vintage womanJake is lying on the bed, so sick that he’s going to die any minute now.. His wife Susan is sitting next to the bed with tears flowing from her eyes.. holding Jake’s hand.

Jake: “My dear wife, Susan…”

Susan: “Hush now Jake, my dear husband… you must rest…”

Jake: “I have a confession to make…”

Susan: “There’s nothing to confess… Everything’s fine, sleep.” (sob)

Jake: “No, I want to die peacefully… Susan, I had affairs with your sister, with your mother, you best friend…”

Susan: “I know… that’s why i poisoned you…”

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Tags: men, relationships, woman

3 Responses to Husband and Wife

  1. Sara on November 18, 2009 at 5:44 pm

    Too funny, I have never heard that one before

  2. Charmaine on November 21, 2009 at 11:39 am

    What a hilarious joke! :D
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  3. Anjanette on November 24, 2009 at 9:03 am

    Oh My Gosh, that is so funny!!
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