Kids say the funniestWhat, you ask, is ‘Butt dust?’ Read on and you’ll discover the joy in it!
These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.
After a while he asked: ‘Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one
for cold milk?’

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so
old she didn’t remember any more. Melanie said, ‘If you don’t remember you
must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.’

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. ‘I love you so much
that when you die I’m going to bury you outside my bedroom window.’

BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain
to t ake the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained
it was a child-proof cap and she’d have to open it for her.
Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: ‘How does it know it’s me?’

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. ‘Please don’t
give me this juice again,’ she said, ‘It makes my teeth cough.’

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: ‘How much do I cost?’

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing
in a restaurant.. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: ‘Why
is he whispering in her mouth?’

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried When his Mom asked what
was troubling him, he replied, ‘I don’t know what’ll happen with this bed w
hen I get married. How will my wife fit in it?’

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: ‘The man named
Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked
back and was turned to salt.’ Concerned, James asked: ‘What happened to the
flea?’

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled
woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, ‘Why

doesn’t your skin fit your face?’   wrinkle remover

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget…. this particular Sunday sermon…’Dear Lord,’ the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. ‘Without you, we are but dust….’ He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, ‘Mom, what is butt dust?


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