Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, “Gee, I hope it doesn’t rain today, I hate it when the children play inside.”
Q: What is the Kodiak bears favorite dessert?
A: ESKIMO PIE.
First snake: I hope I’m not poisonous.
Second snake: Why?
First snake: Because I just bit my lip!
Two ROBINS were lying on their backs, BASKING in the sun. A mama cat and her kitten were walking by. The kitten complained, “Mama, I’m sooo hungry, what can we eat?”
To which the mama cat, spying the two robins, replied, “How about some Baskin Robbins?”
My Favorite Animal Family Funny Friday…..
A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little hole. One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says, “Yum! I smell French toast!” The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says “Yum! I smell pancakes!” The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can’t because the bigger moles are in the way. So he says, “Geez, all I can smell is molasses.”
Thanks to Burnt Food Dude for sharing this family funny!