9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won’t dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You’re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating…
1. You keep having to go home to pee.