No nursing home for us.

No nursing home for us. We are checking into the Holiday Inn!

funny old women With the average cost for a nursing home care costing $188.00 per day, there is a better way when we get old and feeble.

We have already checked on reservations at the Holiday Inn. For a combined long term stay discount and senior discount, it’s $49.23 per night.

That leaves $138.77 a day for: Breakfast, lunch and dinner in any restaurant we want, or room service, laundry, gratuities and special TV movies. Plus, they provide a swimming pool, a workout room, a lounge and washer-dryer, etc. Most have free toothpaste and razors, and all have free shampoo and soap.

January 30, 2009 Posted Under: Laughs for Ladies   Read More

Matters of the Heart

Matters of the Heart
Managing heart health online
heart2The Internet, a vital source for health information, is now an avenue to interactively manage your heart health.At www.heart360.org – the American Heart Association’s free heart health wellness center – you can set up a private, personal account to list cardiovascular wellness goals; track your blood pressure, cholesterol and glucose numbers; log physical activities; record your weight; and keep a diary of current and past medication use.

Heart360.org is part of Microsoft’s HealthVault site, a treasure trove of health resources in one place.  Heart 360 replaces and expands on an earlier resource from the American Heart Association called the Blood Pressure Management Center.  If you used the Blood Pressure Management Center, log in normally and your data will transfer to Heart360.

“With Heart360, patients and their families can easily track their risk factors and get quick access to the most credible source of online heart and stroke information,” said Timothy Gardner, M.D., president of the American Heart Association.

January 23, 2009 Posted Under: Health & Wellness   Read More

Smart Meal Ideas

Smart Meal Ideas
A Winning Combination of Taste and Value

Chicken%20and%20Broccoli%20AlfredoThese days, people are looking for simple ways to stretch their dollar in all facets of life, and mealtime is no exception. Dining at home is a great alternative to pricey take-out or restaurant visits and doesn’t have to require long hours in the kitchen or complicated ingredients. For more than 60 years, Campbell’s Kitchen has been a trusted resource for recipes that are quick, delicious and affordable too.
Campbell Soup Company recently introduced a “Recipes Under $10 Collection” featuring family-favorite recipes designed to feed a family of four on a budget. From Hearty Lasagna Soup to Easy Chicken and Cheese Enchiladas, each of the recipes in the collection demonstrates that cutting costs does not mean sacrificing great taste. Visit www.campbellskitchen.com for additional budget friendly meal ideas.

January 22, 2009 Posted Under: All Recipes   Read More

Great Grilling, Y’all

Great Grilling, Y’all
As an Emmy-award winning host of two Food Network cooking shows, the author of seven cookbooks, and owner of two successful restaurants, Paula Deen knows a little something about grilling.
And to take grilling from good to great, Paula likes to go beyond the usual hamburgers, hot dogs and chips and serve up more sophisticated flavors. “My new smoked chops by Smithfield have great smokehouse flavor and can be ready to eat in just a few minutes,” she says. “And grilled pork tenderloins are so delicious and so easy!”
Some cuts of pork, including pork cutlets, tenderloins and center-cut pork chops, are as lean or leaner than chicken. And many chefs and food critics recommend pork for its delicious flavor and versatility, as long as it isn’t overcooked.
Paula has a few tips and some recipes to help you take your next cookout from good to great.

Grilling Do’s and Don’ts
-Do: Have two sets of utensils ready when you are cooking poultry and meats – one to handle raw food and one to handle cooked.
-Don’t: Transfer cooked food to the same platter on which you brought the raw food to the grill, unless you have lined the platter with waxed paper, foil or plastic wrap to hold the raw food. Throw the liner away before you transfer cooked food to the platter.
-Do: Take the guesswork out of checking for doneness by using an instant-read meat thermometer.
-Don’t: Cut into the meat to check for doneness; you will lose flavorful juices.
-Do: Trim excess fat from meats to make cleanup easier and reduce the chance of flare-ups. You’ll only need to leave about 1/4 inch of fat or less to flavor the meat. Remove as much fat from chicken pieces as possible, lifting the skin and cutting if off with scissors.
-Don’t: Flatten pork chops, burgers and steaks with the spatula; it will only press out flavorful juices and cause flare-ups. Flip the food only once if possible.

Method Matters
No matter what size your grill is, the method of cooking you use is what really matters. The direct method means that food is placed directly above the heat on the cooking grate. Direct grilling is used for cooking foods that take less than 25 minutes, such as thin pork chops, sausages, kabobs, steaks and most vegetables. Direct grilling is also necessary to sear foods, creating that crisp, caramelized texture where the food hits the cooking grate.
Indirect cooking uses reflected heat to cook; foods are placed away from the heat source. A combination of both is used for foods that need searing above direct heat, then longer, slower cooking over indirect heat. Indirect grilling is used for larger cuts of food that require 25 minutes or more of grilling time, and for foods that would dry out or scorch if exposed directly to the heat source.

January 1, 2009 Posted Under: All Recipes   Read More

Sophisticated Entertaining Made Simple

Sophisticated Entertaining Made Simple

artichokeandbaconspreadTo add an effortless note of elegance to your next get-together, select a special hors d’oeuvre. Chef Bradford Thompson of Lever House in New York City has created some surprisingly simple recipes for a sophisticated party. He chose Carr’s(r) Table Water(r) Crackers as the perfect complement to his recipes’ robust flavors.


You can also try a new twist on traditional favorites by revving up the relish tray with these new olive recipes from Lindsay Olives(r) – delectable bites and an easy fresh vegetable dip are a delicious part of a fun evening with friends and family. With minimal preparation, each new olive ensemble is sure to impress as a prelude to a dinner party or impromptu gathering.
For more sophisticated entertaining recipes and nutritional information, visit www.carrscrackers.com.
For more tips and quick olive recipes, visit www.lindsayolives.com.

information, visit www.carrscrackers.com.
For more tips and quick olive recipes, visit www.lindsayolives.com.

December 29, 2008 Posted Under: All Recipes   Read More

$100.00 Request

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.

Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.

When the postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they decided to send it to the President.

The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.

The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:

Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, DC., and those butt holes deducted $95.00 in taxes.

December 8, 2008 Posted Under: Family, Friends, Life   Read More

Nutrition Detectives 5 Clues

Nutrition Detectives 5 Clues

Verbiage:  “I really admire a program called Nutrition Detectives that was developed  by Dr. David Katz of Yale.  He and his wife use this program to encourage children to be Nutrition Detectives when reading food labels.  There are 5 Clues…

Clue #1 NEVER TRUST THE FRONT OF THE PACKAGE – look for the hidden truth in the ingredient list (so we should always look at the ingredient list when first choosing a product)

November 18, 2008 Posted Under: Health & Wellness   Read More

Broccoli Casserole

 Broccoli Casserole

A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for Christmas dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.

November 16, 2008 Posted Under: Laughs for Ladies   Read More
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