Hearing a department store clerk address the lady as “Ma’am,”

four year old Jennifer asked what that meant.

“Ma’am is short for madam,” her mother replied. “It’s a polite way to address a woman.”

Jennifer asked what name Daddy would be called.

“Sir,” mother answered.

“Sir …” she thought for a moment, “that must be short for servant!”

“Send him out to by new spring plungers?” Yep that’s his job!