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Funny Friday | Midlife Menopause

Hormones –  Produced by one tissue and conveyed by the bloodstream to another to effect physiological activity, such as growth or metabolism. Diminishing Estrogen levels result in awful  symptoms for midlife women. A laugh...

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Funny Friday – Women and Cigars

The Ashes A guy goes to a woman’s house for the first time, andshe shows him into the living room. The woman excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks. As he’s standing there alone, he notices a...

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Funny Friday – Tech Support

At our company, we have asset numbers on the front of everything. They give the location, name, and everything else just by using the computer’s asset barcode scanner or using the number beneath the bars. Customer:...

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Funny Friday: Diet Pills

“I’m prescribing these pills for you,” said the doctor to the overweight patient, who tipped the scales at about three hundred pounds. It is imperative that you follow the instructions as written, six times per...

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Funny Friday – Doorbells

The woman was so cheap . . .  When someone rang her doorbell, her kids had to yell, ding dong! Never knock on Death’s door; ring the doorbell and run… he hates that  😉 And the #1 Funny Friday doorbell joke…. A...

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Funny Friday – Getting Older

A woman goes to a doctor to discuss her husband’s infertility problem. The doctor says, “Just give your husband these Viagra pills in his next meal, and stand back.” The woman goes home and hands the pills to...

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Funny Friday – About Husbands

Audrey Meadows & Jackie Gleason – The Honeymooners Alice: Boy, you men kill me; you’re all alike. You want us women to bow and scrape at your feet. You men just think that you own this world. Ralph: Yeah, but you women...

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The Mid-Life Woman …

"You are truly the generation in the middle! You have at once aging parents as well as maturing children to cope with, and you are not granted the deference accorded age, or the indulgence given the young."

Helene S. Arnstein

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